highrelease:

Toto | Africa

cowboybeboop:

sxebaps:

R.I.P Tumblr

LOL! because a website being bought by another company is EXACTLY the equivalent to a national disaster resulting in nearly 3,000 deaths! Great Post! 

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon killing you

michuboom:

it’s impossible to take good selfies these days

scribblenauts:

when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie

(Source: smilingemoticon)

“I always had a goal. I never had a time in my life where I thought, I don’t know what I want to do. It was always me saying, “I know what I want to do and I want to do it now!””

(Source: hambaekgu)

chickensandwich:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

chickensandwich:

i’m a 19 year old white girl and i say “souljer boy tell them”

I’m a 15 year old Japanese girl and I think “69” is cool.

this is your mom and youre grounded

jimmyyesvak:

vintagernisery:

rhydonmyhardon:

reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou

except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch

DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN

»

you ever carry a full basket of groceries to the checkout and realize the cashier is male and u just drop ur basket and leave?

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

spooning-with-leeyum:

Ummm that’s pretty fuckin sexist. What’s wrong with a male cashier? Only girls can check out groceries and handle money?

shut up bitch

oomshi:

internetexplorers:

I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES 

bogleech:

What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”

What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

tupacabra:

last name: ever

first name: greatest

(Source: billhitchert)

(Source: tlyudacris)